Glenn Beck may be right about buying gold. After all, owning a bit of physical assets would not hurt. But not everyone affords to buy gold as it is too expensive these days. But you can pretend to have gold by using Gold Bar Door Stop to keep your door from closing. This looks like gold and is the same size as a regular gold bar.
This is heavy enough to use as a door stop. It can also act as weight for your papers on your desk. It may not fool everyone. Nevertheless, it could get you some attention. Who knows. Maybe someone will buy it off of you for as real gold.