Meet the PocketSprite: a portable gaming device that you can easily carry with your keys. It features a gorgeous OLED screen with Gorilla Glass, WiFi/Bluetooth, an 8-bit speaker, and a rechargeable battery. With SEGA and Game Boy emulators, you can play all kinds of retro games on this.
To add games to your PocketSprite, simply turn on the device, join its WiFi, and upload files. Like what you see? You can order one of these for $54.95 at the time of this writing.